why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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