I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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