i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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