just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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