So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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