i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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