I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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