On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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