Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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