Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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