i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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