fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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