We're like a lot better than the average bears
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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