we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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