Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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