The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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