Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
No subtext here. People are naked.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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