I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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