Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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