Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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