I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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