My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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