Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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