i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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