Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Did we literally take a cab across the street
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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