The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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