so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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