Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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