he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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