lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
