Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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