South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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