Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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