Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
