Sry I called you an 8
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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