What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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