You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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