I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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