he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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