? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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