I want to stick my p in your. b.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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