know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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