We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
