Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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