You're a womanizer and a bitch.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Actions speak louder than pants.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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