i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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