You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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