How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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