Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
