"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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